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GRAPEVINES
(WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS)

We can get graphics, sound and video across the internet, but as far as we know we can't get alchohol to you. One of the Grapeviners has been trying for some time now, but that's a very sad story...So, this is a bring your own bottle sort of a bar. Sit back, put your feet up and relax.
Comfortable? OK - pick up your glass and raise a toast to Bruce, or anyone else you are thinking of.

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May God hold you in the hollow of His hand, and have a drink for you in the other.

As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

May the roof above us never fall in and us beneath it never fall out.

May you have the hindsight to know where you've been,
the foresight to know where you're going
and the insight to know when you're going too far.

The old Egyptians, bless 'em (or should that be "An old Egyptian blessing"?)

Here's to your gen***lia, may they never fail ya'

May you never lay your hair down without a hand to hold,
May you never make your bed out in the cold
May you never lose your temper if you get hit in a bar-room fight
May you never lose your woman overnight - John Martyn

May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.

I used to know a clever toast
But now I cannot think it
So fill your glass to anything
And damn your souls, I'll drink it!

May you always be courageous, stand upright and be strong,
And may you stay forever young -Bob Dylan

May the roof above us never fall in, and us beneath it never fall out.

Here's success to the lover, honor to the brave,
Health to the sick, and freedom to the slave.

To absent friends : in memory still bright

To the best looking 50-yr old this side of the Rim

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SHOOTERS

Shooters are cocktails which are shaken (or layered) into shot glasses, and knocked-back in one, after the utterance of a short toast.
Best experienced with a large group of consenting adults

 THE GARIBALDI
 1 glass of beer/lager
1 shot of Sambuca (glass and all)
Toast and down in one

 THE P.P.G
 1/3 Peach liqueur
1/3 Peppermint liqueur
1/3 Gin
Not to be taken lightly

 THE B 5
 1/3 Coffee Liqueur
1/3 Cream Liqueur
1/3 Orange Liqueur
Layer carefully and admire before drinking

 THE IVANOVA (aka The Little Russian)
 1/2 Coffee Liqueur
1/2 Vodka
Shake and enjoy

 FRANKLIN'S FRUIT BASKET
 1/4 Banana Liqueur
1/4 Apricot Liqueur
1/4 Cream Liqueur
1/4 Peach Liqueur


AND finally

 GOODNIGHT KISS
 1/3 Coffee Liqueur
1/3 Cream Liqueur
1/3 Cream

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All the gin-joints in all the towns in all the World...and they have to walk into yours.
Close your eyes, and you could almost imagine you were there...in the Zocalo?

The STRAGGLER :
Zack : Hell, I'll probably still be here when they turn off the lights!

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The DEPRESSIVE :
Sheridan : Are you trying to cheer me up?

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The GIGGLER :
G'kar...giggling

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Mr. STATE THE OBVIOUS :
Sheridan : You're drunk
Lennier : No s**t, Sherlock
This is a mix - it did NOT appear in B5!

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The PROTESTER :
Bruce : I have not had a drink I swear to God!
a blooper - in stereo

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The DESPERATE :
Londo : Great Maker, I need a drink

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The PHILOSOPHER :
Sheridan : Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we die

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The BELLIGERENT :
Vir : Wanna finish our little conversation Spoo-for-brains?

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ALL OF THE ABOVE, AND MORE
The Grapevines bar megamix

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DRINKING HINTS AND TIPS

Keep your nose out of the glass -my Dad
Never start a session, but always finish it -Sheridan's Dad
Don't drink anything that's still on fire -Vir's dad
Don't drink -Lennier's dad

DON'T drink and drive - you'll spill it -Anon (possibly Alchol-Anon)